Ms. Tuttle tried to kill me in the 5th grade. My dad "helped me" build a hot dog cooker. 2 8 penny nails, a 6" x 8" piece of wood, 4 bottle caps, 4 tacks, an AC cord.
She plugged it in while I was putting the hotdog on the nails.

Holiday Special: Super Dangerous Hotdog Electrocution Recipe
Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories have posted a tutorial on \“Cooking hot dogs via electrocution\”, which is as dangerous as it sounds. From the labs: \\[Disclaimerzilla: While we could give you lots of warnings about all the different dangers involved and how to possibly skirt them, the simple truth …